Picture Gallery

There are three types of picture here:

1. Designs for projects and such that seemed like a good idea at the time.

2. Pictures taken with a camera and transmitted to our computer via a machine with more crumbs on its screen than you would expect to find in a box of Mr. Christies’ cookies that has been hit repeatedly with a large, flat object, such as an encyclopedia.

3. Pictures taken with a 0.000000002 megapixel digital camera we purchased several years ago. Our pictures would always come out grainy and small, and sometimes in the wrong shade of light. Or it would turn out that it didn’t take the picture in the first place. Or that the battery drained, and as a result we lost all our pictures. On the bright side, this camera DID come with a nice little movie feature. Unfortunately, this worked about as well as the camera mode did. This was not Hollywood quality. This was not even Bootleg Bob’s VHS Emporium quality. So we apologise for the terrible quality pictures and hope that you can one day forgive us, even if it means licking mud off your shoes.